I like food, fitness, video games, and friends. I am a tshirt and jeans kinda guy.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: woollimfinite)
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime
Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread
(Source: you1anna)
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
It’s funny how you can have all the right motives and still do all the wrong things.
Clark Kent, Smallville (via quoteofmylife-x)
the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
(Source: fucknoalmosteverything)
Dannie Riel
